[ he wants to ask: you're not feeling dizzy or sleepy, are you? because being texted adorable cheese from larus is such a novelty, it almost worries him that larus is actually concussed.
but he decides he'll just monitor proceeding texts for typos and unusual flirtation levels. ]
If it makes you feel any better, this park ranger's got nothing on you either. His manbun has no volume and he's got a porn stache.
[ there's practically a stream-of-consciouness connection between his fingers and his thoughts, so, ]
Do you ever wonder if animals think of us like we think of aliens? Like people freak out about purported abductions and unexplained cattle mutilations, but people abduct cows and mutilate them every day. Maybe I'd be like a bat alien. An alien to bats.
no subject
but he decides he'll just monitor proceeding texts for typos and unusual flirtation levels. ]
If it makes you feel any better, this park ranger's got nothing on you either. His manbun has no volume and he's got a porn stache.
[ there's practically a stream-of-consciouness connection between his fingers and his thoughts, so, ]
Do you ever wonder if animals think of us like we think of aliens? Like people freak out about purported abductions and unexplained cattle mutilations, but people abduct cows and mutilate them every day. Maybe I'd be like a bat alien. An alien to bats.